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Richard Dedicated Poster

Joined: 09 Dec 2002 Posts: 30 Location: East Sussex/UKC
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 4:53 pm Post subject: jokes |
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And we can post the most hilarious jokes we can think of in this topic, apart from jokes about fish which should really go in the fish topic. (ideally, someone should get directed there when they type "fish" in a search engine"). I'll start.
Q. What's the modern equivalent of Pandora's box?
A. the file marked "history" on Pete Townsend's computer. _________________ "So you live to Die Another Day..." |
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Mattous Forum Freak :-~


Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 80 Location: Behind You
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Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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I got this joke from a site titled the Funniest joke ever...
A man is walking to McDonalds, when he sees a friend drive by in a car. The friend honks his horn and the man waves back. Then, the car turns around and honks at the man again. The man waves once again. Then the car come around yet again and honks. This time the man decides to ignore the person. So, as he continues to walk to McDonalds, he sees another friend driving by. The driver honks, and the man waves back. Then the car turns around. No, not again, the man says. But sure enough the driver honked at him. The man just ignored him. Then yet another car repeats the same things, getting the man rather curious. It seemed as if they were trying to tell him something. But what? Finally he arrives at McDonalds. He orders his food and sits at a table by himself. Then, the three friends who were driving in the cars arrive in McDonalds. They order their food, then sit with him. They talk politely, leaving out the entire incident with the cars. Finally, the man cannot stand it any longer. He asks them why they kept turning the cars around, and guess what they said? Who knows, I forgot. But it was a real hoot, let me tell ya! I couldn't stop laughing!!
Thats not funny it's just very annoying. _________________ Home - Gallery - Forum Home - Forum HELP! - Forum King |
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Mattous Forum Freak :-~


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Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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I also found this which was the result of a survey to find the "Funniest Joke ever"
| Quote: | | "Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!" |
According to the survey British people found this joke the funniest:
| Quote: | | A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" and the doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you but this is just the tip of the iceberg." |
And French people found this the Funniest:
| Quote: | | "You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?" "Absolutely! What's the second question?" |
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